Part One: A Tale of the Fourteenth Most Powerful Object in the Universe

Chapter One: Dark City - things get off on a Dick Tracyan start.

Chapter Two: The Nature of Things - an angel and demon do battle and Vincit does something stupid.

Chapter Three: Wasting Time - good cop, meet bad cop.

Chapter Four: In The Shadow of His Smile - an initiation rite gone wrong adds a new member to the party.

Chapter Five: Taming The Wild Beast, Plot - see, the story isn't completely random...

Chapter Six: Comfort, Torture, and a Word From Our Sponsor - a cartoonish start, a cliffhanger ending, and we learn to love hating Joel.

Chapter Seven: Spes - Gauss crossdressing. You know you want to read it.

Chapter Eight: Maximum Characterisation, Minimum Plot, Brief Appearance of Another Girl - the title pretty much says all.

Chapter Nine: System Down! System Down! - a lot of stuff happens after the heroes crashland into a tropical paradise.

Chapter Ten: In a Sweeping Feat of Inhuman Congruity, I Tie Together a Huge Pile of Loose Ends Into a Gordian Knot of Plotdom - stuff happens, lots of it.

Chapter Eleven: Four Funerals and One New Villain - people die and we meet someone's daughter.

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Part Two: A Tale of War, Political Intrigue and Other Nasty Stuff

Chapter Twelve: The Parting - of many things, really.

Chapter Thirteen: The Saint and The King - Vinny and Jon seek their destinies, or past, or something.

Chapter Fourteen: United Systems of Whatever - when Rock saves the day...

Chapter Fifteen: Union of the Soul - we learn what Oscar's been doing and some of his history with Joel.

Chapter Sixteen: Over the Rainbow (In Seven Movements) - warning: may cause brain damage.

Chapter Seventeen: Touched the Sound of Silence - when Wyn gets a few new tricks up her sleeve, to her eventual dismay.

Chapter Eighteen: In Honour of the Incidental Characters - the secret life of sidekicks.

Chapter Nineteen: Sweet Dreams and Rescue Schemes - who had a mind to think of...

Chapter Twenty: Thirteen Hours of the Night (Dev/Null Remix) - a driads' festival, ghosts, and whatnot.

Chapter Twenty-One: Four Fathers - family reunion happy happy joy joy (and t3h Ghey).

Chapter Twenty-Two: Angel, Disturbed - Oscar discovers his past, and a little more.

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Part Three: A Tale of Infantophagy, Sadomasochism and Mass Irrumation

Chapter Twenty-Three: Cette Lueur Trompeuse - It's like channel surfing without the pretty pictures!

Chapter Twenty-Four: San Merde et le Sang Real or (Holy Crap! Grails! Tours) - You'll laugh! You'll cry! You might even be aroused... who knows. It's just BIG!

Chapter Twenty-Five: Shinjitsu - Warning! Massive Plot Advancement, surprise visits to other characters, and a nod to classic cyberpunk films.

Chapter Twenty-Six: Go Tell the Gamezohans (The Dorian Cycladian Mix) - Lest the aphobia of neoDumas be lost in translation.

Chapter Twenty-Seven: Lytikon - Sic transit gloria mundi.

Chapter Twenty-Eight: Invasion - Mi-Go invade, Salyra gloats and Moebius sings?!

Chapter Twenty-Nine: Tiarnampsejymqatsi - This chapter pretty much amounts to mass murder.

Chapter Thirty: Empty Chairs at Empty Tables - Too much Exposition! Bickering! Attempted Suicide! Plushies! Hallucinogens! All within....

Chapter Thirty-One: The Beginning of The End - Everything is left for dead, fade to red.

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